That's it folks! The Doomsday Clock is now set to 5 minutes to 12!!! Time to get out those emission ridden cars to drive about town looking for things to nuke, whilst drinking from Styrofoam cups and depleting the ozone with your new haircut that requires 10 aerosol cans of hairspray! Onwards to midnight!!!
Seriously though...Is this whole random world wide weather shift not eveybodys first clue??!